It Finally Happened
Had a conversation the other day about a vacuum cleaner I hold dear to my heart. It's the Dyson. That vacuum, or should I say work of art and modern science, has put some sort of spell on my heart. When I see the commercials, I stop and stare. I think I may even sigh a bit. I shared this with a friend...and yes, she felt the same way. She went even further. She said the particular Dyson commercial I spoke of, made her dick hard.
This statement gave me pause...lol. Ummm, no Dyson didn't make my dick hard. The bond we shared was more emotional than physical. And I don't have a dick. But then again, neither does she.
A few weeks pass, another friend of mine, very into cake decorating, kept sending me pictures of cakes. She wants me to take a cake baking class with her. She wants to make fondant icing and edible flowers and sugar glass. The pictures of cake kept coming, they were her cake porn. Then she told me, she wanted to buy a spray paint cake finisher. Her words, 'My dick is so hard for it'. O.K, now it's an epidemic. Her dick is hard too??? What dick?? No dick. And adding insult to injury she owns a Dyson!! I went to her house to touch it and hold it in my arms.
Skip ahead a few days. I'm reading, seeing what's going on in the UK. Do you know whats going on in the UK??? The television show, 'Wire in the Blood' in premiering this week in the United Kingdom. I fucking love this fucking show. It only airs 4 episodes a season, each being 90 mins long. It has two of my favorite UK actors in it. They don't do film for the most part, so I never see them in movies. Simone Labib , the lead actress, has a Scottish accent. OMG. That's the best accent to have. The show won't air in the states for at least a few weeks after it airs over there. But, I know how to get advanced copies.
I'm at my computer screen, and I'm experiencing joy, excitement, anticipation, I'm giddy. Then, my body starts to tingle. I get goose bumps, then a hot/cool feeling spreads. Is this what it feels like? I think...I think, yup. My dick is hard. My dick is rock hard for this show. I take a deep breath and enjoy the feeling. Today I am a man, shalom. - mel
This statement gave me pause...lol. Ummm, no Dyson didn't make my dick hard. The bond we shared was more emotional than physical. And I don't have a dick. But then again, neither does she.
A few weeks pass, another friend of mine, very into cake decorating, kept sending me pictures of cakes. She wants me to take a cake baking class with her. She wants to make fondant icing and edible flowers and sugar glass. The pictures of cake kept coming, they were her cake porn. Then she told me, she wanted to buy a spray paint cake finisher. Her words, 'My dick is so hard for it'. O.K, now it's an epidemic. Her dick is hard too??? What dick?? No dick. And adding insult to injury she owns a Dyson!! I went to her house to touch it and hold it in my arms.
Skip ahead a few days. I'm reading, seeing what's going on in the UK. Do you know whats going on in the UK??? The television show, 'Wire in the Blood' in premiering this week in the United Kingdom. I fucking love this fucking show. It only airs 4 episodes a season, each being 90 mins long. It has two of my favorite UK actors in it. They don't do film for the most part, so I never see them in movies. Simone Labib , the lead actress, has a Scottish accent. OMG. That's the best accent to have. The show won't air in the states for at least a few weeks after it airs over there. But, I know how to get advanced copies.
I'm at my computer screen, and I'm experiencing joy, excitement, anticipation, I'm giddy. Then, my body starts to tingle. I get goose bumps, then a hot/cool feeling spreads. Is this what it feels like? I think...I think, yup. My dick is hard. My dick is rock hard for this show. I take a deep breath and enjoy the feeling. Today I am a man, shalom. - mel
posted by state of our nation at 11:15 AM
2 Comments:
aw HELLZ TO THE NAW!!!!! look, didn't i tell yo ass to take my words outcha mouf?!?!? DIDN'T I??!?!?
mmmhmmmm, i'll meet yo ass in the streets at 7pm. and it's already 6:30 so get to steppin'!!
lolololol
-von
but seriously, i'm glad you were finally able to feel what i was talking 'bout!
welcome to the FWDAH club.
-von
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